Speaking of oy, I am not at all religious. I do not believe in "the man upstairs" or whatever. I was advised to pray about something and all I came up with was this:
Dear Goddess of all things purple and sunflowers and Italian ,
Please grant me the serenity to deal with my colorful family. Please grant me the wisdom not to strangle them. Please grant me the fastest getaway car if I do.
Amen. Ahem. Alleluia. Ave Maria. Haysoos Kreestay
Barack Obama at a Adonai elohenu ahem
Barack Obama Adonai Eloheinu Watermelon hamentaschen. A---(chow)mein.
If there is a hell, I'm going there. Hopefully, my friends will join me. Probably, the curtain will drop and blackness will ensue and I will never see, hear, think, or be anything again. That's truly what I think. And this too: